Ask Joe Wurzelbacher aka Joe the Plumber for Advice

Joe Wurzelbacher aka Joe the Plumber

Joe Wurzelbacher aka “Joe the Plumber” has become such a popular guy with John McCain that the Senator from Arizona can’t seem to get through a single speech without mentioning “Joe the Plumber” at least 20 times in the first five minutes.

McCain thinks “Joe the Plumber” is the answer to all of our questions, such as these important decisions :

  • Thinking of buying a new business? Ask Joe the Plumber
  • Did your teenage daughter get knocked up? Ask Joe the Plumber
  • Want to fire your brother-in-law? Ask Joe the Plumber
  • Thinking about divorcing your wife? Ask Joe the Plumber
  • Need a second opinion on that brain surgery? Ask Joe the Plumber
  • Want advice on how to skip paying taxes? Ask Joe the Plumber
  • Looking to hire an unlicensed contractor? Ask Joe the Plumber

Yes America, if you have any professional question where you need important answers or advice, consult “Joe the Plumber”, the Oracle of Ohio will set you straight on all your life impacting questions. Just don’t ask him if he’s related to Robert Wurzelbacher of Milford, Ohio…

Found on Crooks and Liars a quote from Martin Eisenstadt:

Turns out that Joe Wurzelbacher from the Toledo event is a close relative of Robert Wurzelbacher of Milford, Ohio. Who’s Robert Wurzelbacher? Only Charles Keating’s son-in-law and the former senior vice president of American Continental, the parent company of the infamous Lincoln Savings and Loan. The now retired elder Wurzelbacher is also a major contributor to Republican causes giving well over $10,000 in the last few years.

Oops, that’s gotta sting. McCain’s ties to the and now his constant references to “” who is a direct relative of Charles Keating’s son-in-law. Something stinks in Ohio and it’s not Acorn.

6 Comments so far

  1. Redre on October 21st, 2008

    I can’t believe so many Americans are so rude. Joe the Plumber is just trying to make a living, so what if he has back property taxes. What about all the people who took out loans and now can not repaid them. What about AIG? And you people are concern of $1200.00..get real. At least Joe the Plumber did not ask the Government to bail him out or anyone else. You people should be more concern with the bail outs..your retirement funds (so much for mine) and what to do when our guns are gone, etc. I would prefer to help Joe the Plumber, than give my money to Obama or the government. At least I would know where it is going.

  2. Rachel Lieb on October 21st, 2008

    I understood Barack to say everyone should have access to financial security and the American Dream. Meanwhile, here’s what I’d say to “Joe”: Most Americans have financial goals they set for their future. But, what good is it to vote for a party because “one day” you might make $250k, when that same party is enacting policies that keep you from reaching your goal? You are preventing yourself from reaching your future goal every time you vote against the help you need right now. You’ll reach your goal. Obama/Biden will help you do that by addressing the economic concerns you have right now.

  3. John McCain on October 21st, 2008

    You libtards are a bunch of cry baby losers. So what if I got my old buddy Charles Keating to send a ringer in to stump Obama !!! You dickwipes will never lear that this is the American political system I fought so hard for so let me have it my way or all you commies can go to hell with all the hippie bastard traitors.

  4. Anonymous on October 21st, 2008

    McCain = BUSTED

  5. Nom Deplume on October 29th, 2008

    This is why I want nothing to do with your ilk. I am sure you feel the same way. This is why, in my opinion, we are headed for a low-intensity civil war.

    If I were you, I would make sure you are in a blue state when it goes down.

  6. SmartBomb on October 30th, 2008

    If we are truly headed for a “low-intensity civil war”, it would be another shame on this great nation’s history caused by intolerant bigots who can’t accept the fact that all people bleed the same color regardless of the color of their skin.

    To divide this nation into red states and blue states is childish. I feel sorry for anybody who believes in this McCain/Palin “worth fighting for” and “victory” rhetoric because what the world needs now is not more fighting and war.

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