McCain Has Senior Moment - Can’t Remember How Many Houses He Owns

John McCain had a senior moment on Wednesday when he said “that he was uncertain how many houses he and his wife, Cindy, own.”

“I think — I’ll have my staff get to you,” McCain said. “It’s condominiums where — I’ll have them get to you.” McCain responded in an interview with Politico.

Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine poked fun at the sheer lunacy of McCain’s statement saying “He couldn’t answer that question. He couldn’t count high enough, apparently, to even know how many houses he owns.”

The real question is, how can the American people take McCain’s economic outlook seriously? The Republican presidential is obviously so out of touch with reality and the American people that he’s

For anybody who thinks McCain has the interests of the American working class on what’s left of his mind, here’s a video entitled McCain’s Mansions which was released last week by Brave New Films and SEIU…

’s trashy ad campaigns keep stating that ’s policies are a recipe for economic disaster but in reality it is McCain who is a human disaster because he obviously has no clue about the economic hardships facing millions of Americans since his oil worshiping contemporaries took office almost eight years ago.

Bush Gets Booed Tossing Out Opening Day Pitch

Bush Baseball President Bush, perhaps one of the most unpopular presidents in American history, was on hand in Washington, DC to throw out the first pitch to start the Washington Nationals’ baseball season and inaugurate the Nationals’ new stadium. The President throwing out the first pitch” ceremony dates back to the days of William H. Taft who threw out the first pitch for Opening Day in 1910. While the ceremony was not suprising, what was suprising was the crowd’s reaction to Bush as he was introduced and walked out to the pitcher’s mound. Bush was greeted by a sea of boo’s and jeers and the entire stadium’s mood seemed to shift from nervous excitement to unprecedented disapproval.

Bush tossed the pitch high and away and walked off the field as the crowd contiuned making cat calls at him as he left. Maybe it’s the fact he was wearing a Nationals jersey when Bush is known to be a fan and former co-owner of the Texas Rangers ? Maybe the Nationals fans feel they’ve already had enough bad luck and were worried is going to jinx their new stadium?

Update(s):
1.) The Nationals won the ball game (3-2) against the Atlanta Braves. Nat’s fans were in a joyous celebration realizing this victory over the Braves would be one of the few reasons Nat’s fans would have to celebrate this season.
2.) President Bush, despite all the pressure on him, did deliver a pretty decent pitch for an old guy. Maybe he should have considered a career in Major League Baseball.
3.) A video has been made available here: Bush Opening Day

Take me out to the ballgame !!!

Diebold - All Your Vote Are Belong to Us

Here’s another humorous spoof on Diebold that we whipped up for all you truth seekers out there….

Diebold Voting

This one is based on the popular internet meme, AYBABTU, or “All your base are belong to us”, a phrase taken from from Zero Wing, a Japanese video game by Toaplan.

Here’s the original video from which the “All Your Base” craze started…

The pranksters here at theAmericanLie.org thought a spoof was only appropriate. Feel free to comment !!