Meghan McCain Will Get a Tattoo if Daddy Wins Election

Just when you thought you’ve seen everything in presidential politics, the McCain/Palin camp has hit an all new low with John McCain’s overweight, bubble headed bleach blonde daughter, Meghan McCain, promising New Hampshire voters that she’ll get a “Live Free or Die” tattoo if her daddy wins the upcoming presidential election.

New Hampshire is so important to me and my family,” Meghan McCain stated in an article entitled Meghan McCain: NH, I’ll get tattoo for you, which has many male readers wondering exactly what else daddy’s girl will do to get her father elected.

Exactly when did Meghan McCain have the revelation regarding the “importance” of New Hampshire? Rumor has it, she decided to learn about New Hampshire after watching the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy and feeling a connection to “The Shire” through her admiration of Frodo Baggins, mainly because she could relate to the hobbits as everyone in her family sports hair on their knuckles just like the hobbits.

Apparently Meghan McCain, who wears so much eye makeup she looks like an extra from a vampire b-movie, is a blogger these days. That is, if you call what she is spinning a blog. She does manage to get deep into readers intellects by posting the current playlists on her iPod. Sheer genius, but what kind of blog doesn’t allow comments from it’s readers? I guess spoiled little rich girls don’t want to hear what people really think of them and their affiliations with her father’s who look old enough to be their grandfather.

Well, Meghan, don’t go making any appointments with tattoo artists just yet because it’s highly unlikely daddy will win either the state of New Hampshire or the Presidential election. Most likely, Meghan’s 15 minutes of fame as a blogger will be swept away into the McCain family closet with all the other skeletons.

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