Tough Economic Times Forces Texas Man to Sell Family on eBay

The poor economy has one Cedar Park, Texas family on the Ebay auction block and looking for the highest bidder. The father of the family was recently laid off from his job and he has come up with a novel idea to put food on the table for his wife and kids.

Here is a bit of the details from the family auction page :

We are a family of five living in the suburbs of Austin, TX. We own our house, are college educated, good standing members of the PTA, YMCA, and active members of our church. We believe in STRONG family values and cherish our commitment to each other. We are seeking ‘Sponsorship’ by a corporate brand looking for a unique way to target the American consumer. Let us represent your brand and be your cross cultural appeal Brand Ambassadors/Evangelists!!

We would represent your brand in the following:
* Public family oriented events including:
o Home & Garden Shows
o Festivals
o City wide parades and PR
o Speaking Engagements
o Sporting Events
* Clothe us in your branded wears
* Wrap our two well kept cars with company branded advertisements
* Feature us in a national print ad and signage as “The All American Family” that uses your brand
* Feature us in a regional commercial as “The All American Family” that lives by your brand
* Infomercial possibilities
* Post a sign in our yard as ‘The Home’ run by your brand

Don’t believe it? See the auction page for yourself : Family of Four on eBay

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